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    As your hands cupped the small crystal globe in your hands you let out a squeal of excitement. Today, you had been given your dream bubble to look after. This dream bubble had consisted of 12 'trolls' that had lost the game SGRUB. You had heard of this game. All watchers were permitted to throw away any copy of the game received, which was yet another rule of your job. there were only four.

1. You may not quit your job.
2. You are not permitted to leave your job at any time until death or further notice.
3. You must throw away and copies of SBURB or SGRUB if received.
4. You MUST NOT fall in love with ANY ghosts. NO EXCEPTIONS.

    You rolled your eyes and straightened your golden cloak, pulling the hood over your head. You said farewell to your family and walked into the room with the shinning light, determined to do well with your job.

That was then. Now you are extremely board. You were sitting in a floating chair in your 'star room' no way in or out unless you made it so. You cupped the ball closer for a second, then spread your arms wide. The globe you had been holding was now a large screen. you smiled and tapped it with your silver skin.

    The image changed and transformed. You were now looking upon two trolls seemingly in an arguement. Meenah and Porrim, same as always. You rolled your eyes and watched Mituna fall. Latula came to his rescue, right after a certain troll ducked behind a brain bush. You sighed and wrote that down.

    Taking your microphone, you turned it on. "Yes Miss ____?" Your secretary asked. "Bring me my special box please, and make sure i am not bothered." "Yes i will do so straight away." You turned off the mic and waited. A bright light appeared and a bright red box with the cancer sign on it appeared. You smiled, and blushed a bit of gold.

    The screen changed again. It was now a scene of Kankri. He was sitting on a desk, writing in a journal. You sighed happily and locked the screen to only him. You were madly in love with the red blooded troll. Being a watcher, it was not allowed. Only your secretary knew about this little crush you had.

    You sighed dreamily again and took the box in your lap. Placing a hand on the box, you unlocked it with a silver key. You opened the contents of the box. Once again, you looked up at the screen. Looking back down at the box, you pulled out a rather large red dildo. It was shaped like a tentacle. You blushed again looking up at the screen.

    Nobody could hear you, and nobody could see you. You started to undress you removed your golden cloak and placed it aside. You stood and removed the lavender dress you wore. Underneath was a red thong and a skimpy bra. You pulled the cups down And rubbed your nipples a bit. You were throbbing badly under the thong.

    You pushed the cover aside and turned on a button on the dildo. It started to violently vibrate. You waved you finger and the chair disappeared. You were floating in thin air. You snapped and the red tentabulge floated out of your hand and floated down to your wet opening. You pushed your hand and the bulge thrusted in roughly.

    You whimpered and looked at Kankri again, causing you to become even more aroused. Then you did something you knew you weren't supposed to do; you sent an image of yourself currently to Kankri's brain. You thrusted the tentacle in and out roughly, massaging your breasts in the process.

~ In the Dream bubble, a few second before the Image was sent. ~

    Kankri sighed and placed his book on the desk, closing it. He had been getting strange images of a girl with silver tinted skin. And the worst part to him, was that she was always naked. She would be in the shower, or getting dressed, or changing. The weird part is that she would sometimes say his name. He blushed remembering the images. "N9, n9, n9! St9p!" He yelled at the invisable girl in his head.

    Then all of a sudden, a new image of her appeared. She was in a dark room, masturbating. He tried to look away, or shoosh the mental image, but it didn't work. The image stayed. He started to get slightly horny. "Mmmmmnnn....." He blushed and moved his hand down to his pants. He had decided against his armpit highs this time.

    Kankri slid his hand into his underwear and wrapped his hand around his bulge. He began to masturbate while watching the silver girl in his head. Oh how he wished he could fuck the girl. He just wanted run his hands down her sides, and then cup her boobs in his hands and-

~Back to you~

    This image on the screen change. Kankri was now touching himself. You smirked weakly. The pleasure was almost over whelming. You heard him moan over and over. The dildo went in and out roughly. You couldn't take it. You needed him to do these things. You broke another rule.

You brought him there.

    There was a flash and Kankri was suddenly in the star room with you. "What 9n Alternia..." He never finished when he saw you. Kankri walked over and pulled the fake bulge out of your opening. You whimpered as he began to eat out your throbbing womanhood. His tongue went up and down, licking up your juices. He then reached up his hands to cup your breasts.

    Kankri's hands started to roll your nipples in his fingers, while using his thumbs to rub the rest of your boobs. His tongue thrusted itself in and out of your vagina, once in a while stopping to lick your inside walls. Each of you were moaning and you were whimpering. He suddenly pulled away. You looked up panting. "K-Kankri, why did you-AH!"

    He thrusted into your wet pussy and wasted no time in being violent. His hips ground against yours, the sweet sound of flesh slapping flesh was heard. Kankri was grunting with effort, sweat lined his brow. You could tell he was trying to measure up to the inhuman speed of your powers. While whimpering, you reached a hand up and caressed his cheek.

     Kankri slowed down a bit to look at you. "Y-yes?" He asked through thrusts. "Its, AH! Fine if you can't, Oh~! Go that fast. Your doing, MNNN! amazing Kankri." He leaned down and nodded. Kankri then began to suck on your hardened nipples, as well as your boobs. You moaned in response. His tongue was AMAZING. It was soft and wet, and you were almost drooling the way he was fucking you.

    You could feel pressure build up in your stomach. You didn't want to cum so soon. Kankri chased it away though by flipping you over on your belly. He kept on thrusting, until he hit a spot. You screamed in pleasure. He smirked and hit the same spot again and again. You made fists as though you were holding onto bed sheets. It came back. You were so close, a matter of second before you climaxed.

"K-Kankri, I'm going to cum!" He thrusted in harder, ignoring your statement. You felt yourself release, but Kankri was still holding out. Its not like you wanted him to pull out. He rode your for a few more minutes before he went as fast as he possibly could. "I-I'm g9ing to c-climax..."
    You whimpered louder and pulled him down. Hugging his to your chest, he buried himself in your boobs while you sucked on his horns. Then you felt it. A warm, liquid filled your insides. But Kankri didn't stop, he continued to roughly thrust into you. This caused a red fluid to squirt out of your opening every time Kankri thrusted in. In pure bliss, you accidentally knocked the microphone on.

    Kankri finally pulled out after you had climaxed for a second time. "I've.....I've wanted t9 d9 that ever since i first saw the image of y9u in the 6athr99m...." You blushed, panting. "Me as well Kankri." He looked up at the screen then back at you. "May I ask what y9ur name is?" You nodded. "Its ____ ____." You smiled.

"Well Miss ____, are y9u ready f9r a r9und tw9?"

~Extended Ending~

    The secretary typed away at her computer. She heard the intercom come on. "Yes Ms-" She stooped her self. "Mnnnnnmmn Kankri harder!" "9H g9g y9u're s9 tight, ____!" She blushed as she heard these sounds.

    She reached up slowly and turned the mic off. "Oh good lorg....." She said to herself. She realized she would have some explaining to do later.
Yeah. I'm so sorry

:iconkankriplz: [c] :iconhussieplz:
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applez1030 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
JESUS CHRIST ON A BICYCLE WTF JUST HAPPENED! that and i feel bad for the secretary... poor lady...
XcreepypastatoriX Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Artist
Impressive pl9tline! Th9u6h I'm hi6hly tri66ered I must say I d9 admire y9ur writers skill.
T3R3Z1PYROP3982 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015
Deathnote9718468 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh lordy jesus chist
Angel434 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
oh god the secretary i feel sorry for her must have been triggering (if you know what i mean XD)
Demonaloneone Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
loved it
Hurri-cat Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
*purrs* i want a cronus one please! 
Hurri-cat Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
blushing so hard i look like a tomato realizing this would be so weird if something like this happened at school.... *covers face* THIS IS THE SCARIES LEMON EVER- AND I'VE READ GHB ONES XD
TheShiningLuna Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Reader-chan is getting ALL ze sexy times with Kankri! I wonder how awkward it was with the secretary? Probably really bad! XD Truly a good job! -applauses-
Arhodiana Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
14 and older, huh? I guess by the time we're 14, it isn't like we don't know about this already.

I love it oh gog XD
bubblvicous Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Student
0)( G0G.
ASplashOfCandyRed Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
*le nosebleed* great job my friend, great job
bubblvicous Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Student
*R34D T)(3 3ND* Rose's Creepy Eyebrows Icon 
RelikandPiksel Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
*reads the ending*
dragongirl2022 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Nosebleed Nosebleed Nosebleed Nosebleed 
soIution Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I just went
"Reader- chan, you are SO fired!"
FIIowers Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
I'm male pregnant from reading this. (My friend made me read this jfc.)
Hurri-cat Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
SirLancalot Featured By Owner Edited Sep 18, 2014
~purrs loudly~ holly shit that was a good fanfiction
Moka-Drowned Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my GOG y do I read these
sis554 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Not done with homestuck, please tell me he doesn't die!
noregrets029 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
This is Homestuck, everyone dies. Everyone.
herecomestroublr Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hes already dead???????

this is kankri, not karkat. karkat died once, but crockertier!jane brought him back(also the one who killed him but still)
DMC3Vergil Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*jaw drops* oh my speechless...
TrICkStErStArRa Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student General Artist
UuUuHhHh... WhAt ThA FuCkInG FuCk DiD i RuN iN tO?
TrebledMind Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-has the biggest nosebleed in the history of nosebleeds-
KitsuVladimir Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist
I lost it when it said "-you accidentally knocked the microphone on." XDD
13-shadow5 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holy crap... The end omgxD
Vriska-Friska-Serket Featured By Owner Edited Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well well well, if it isn't the one and only Kankri Vantas~ You're a dirty little 8oy aren't you..~?
May8e, you should show this side... more often....~
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Student Artist
Vriska. Oh my god you like Kankri? Eheh~
Vriska-Friska-Serket Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my god.
TheHunter609 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
#trigger warning
Dear Gog!
k-eauna Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014
0_0 ...what...
VantasticCalligraphy Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You know, you should really check your privileges before you post something of this sort... Just kidding!!! I liked it. 
OhHeyLookItsThatGirl Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student Artist
TuRtLeIcEcReAm Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014   General Artist
I've been triggered.
Feralmountian Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Pokemongirl1212 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014
:iconmotherofgodmemeplz: .... :iconhandspazzplz: :iconpervykankriplz:
rachael1205 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Mein gott *nose bleed*
sassybabe465 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
VantasticCalligraphy Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
... Agreed...
Tatumsowninsaneworld Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You should put #triggerwarning at the top.
xxxxbreexxxx1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
My god
animelover7032 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hibiya Amamiya-01 (Shy Blush) [V2] Nosebleed Big Fool Emoji-05 (Pervy Nosebleed) [V2] 
Eridansbb Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
Kankri. Fuck.Me.Now.
Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconblushuplz: i-i am so very triggered!!!! and i like it
Solluxa Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I know im commenting again but I want kankri in my bedroom with me and doing very very-

And today's forcast is lemons with a chance of fangirling ^w^
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Artist
Can u plz do one with Kurloz
SNOWLEOPARDLADY Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Student Artist
What my current avatar says
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